Soon
by Shea Stanley
I will throw my phone into the river
And brag to everyone I meet
“I’ve thrown my phone into the river”
And they will cheer and anoint me Queen of the Unplugged
I will throw my phone into the ocean
Let the fishes scroll when they are hungover
And back on land, I will finally have the attention span
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